In the Us State Of Wisconsin which of these laws is not true:-

A) It is Illegal for a man to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his finger?
B) It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffes neck?
C) It is illegal to kill your spouse on Christmas Day?
D) Members of the state assembly cannot receive parking tickets while the assembly is in session?

In Logan County, Us State Of Colarado which of the following is not a VALID LAW:-

A) no man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife
B) a parent can be jailed for 30 days if their child burps during a church service
C) it is illegal to lend your vacuum cleaner to your neighbour
D) you are not allowed to kiss your wife while she is sleeping

Which of these is not a law in the U.S. State of Kentucky:-

A) It is illegal for a woman to appear unshaven in public
B) Putting salt on a railroad track is punishable by death
C) It is illegal for a man to wear womans high heels without their written consent
D) One armed piano players that perform in public must do so for free

These laws are from the state of Florida but which one of them isn't true:-

A) It is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose
B) It is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown
C) It is illegal for unmarried women to parachute on a Sunday
D) It is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit

Which of the following is not True in the US state of Illinois:-

A) When a man takes a female companion on a first date she must refer to him as master
B) You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least 1 dollar bill on your person
C) It is illegal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under 17 years of age.
D) It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.

As Of 2005 Gondola drivers in Venice have to abide by a new law is it:-

A) they have to take breathalyzer test before they go out,
B) they have to stick to a certain speed limit on the canals,
C) they have restrictions on where they can park, or if they park in the wrong place they will get there Rudder Clamped?

A

In Pennsylvania USA which one of the following is a real law?

A) It is illegal to take more than three sips of a beer at a time while standing up!!
B) No man can purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife!!
C) It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket!!
D) Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches!!

In The Us State Of Maryland Which Of The Following Is Not A Valid Law:-

A= You May Not Perform Oral Sex On Your Spouse But Can Do So On Your Pet
B= It Is Legal To Kill Your Neighboor For Having Sex With Your Wife But Only On A Sunday
C= Its Legal To Go Bear Hunting & Killing A Bear But Taking A Photo Of One Sleeping Is Illegal

In The Us State Of California Which Of The Following Is Not A Valid Law Is It:-

A= A man must own at least 2 cows b4 he is allowed to wear cowboy boots in public.
B= A man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than 2” wide
C= Husbands Who's Wived Snore Can Have Them Jailed For Up To 30 Days
D= You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

Which Of The Following Is Not A Valid Law In The Us State Of Florida:-

A= It Is Illegal To Kiss Your Wifes Breasts as it's regarded as assault = True
B= It Is an Offence To Skateboard Without A Licence = True
C= The penalty for cheating on your wife is death by hanging = False (Horse Theft)
D= Unmarried couples can endulge in sexual acts but are not allowed to live together = True

Which Of The Following Is NOT A Valid Law In The U.S State Of California:-

A= It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
B= Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
C= When Robbing A Bank, Shooting At The Bank Teller With A Water Pistol Is Punishable By Lethal Injection
D= A man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap, so long as its less than 2" wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap