Famous Quotes - (Submitted By Yoda)
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001 Who Said On Being Refused Entry To An Exclusive Golf Club "I Am Not An Actor & I Have The Press Cuttings To Prove It" Victor Mature
002 Of Which Shakespeare Role Did Laurence Olivier Say "When You've The Strength For It, You're Too Young, When You've The Age Your Too Old, It's A Bugger Isn't It King Lear
003 Who Is Credited With "A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Never Had The Courtesy To Thank Her" W C Fields
004 Which Boxer Used To "Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee" Muhammad Ali (Cassius Clay)
005 Which Actress Is Reported To Have Said "Im As Pure As The Driven Slush" Tallulah Bankhead
006 Who, When Asked What His Epitaph Should Read, Replied "He Was An Average Guy Who Could Carry A Tune" Bing Crosby
007

At The 1963 Royal Variety Performance Who Said "Will The People In The Cheaper Seats Please Clap Your Hand All The Rest Of You Can You Just Rattle Your Jewellrery"

John Lemmon
008 Which Newsreader Said "Let's Face It There Are No Plain Woman On Television" Anna Ford
009 Which American President Said "Read My Lips, No New Taxes" George Bush Snr
010 On Learning That He Was Described As An Irishman Because He Was Born In Dublin Said "Being Born In A Stable Does Not Make A Man A Horse" The Duke Of Wellington
011 Which Prime Minister Is Said To Have Commented To Friends When First Appointed, "I Have Climbed To The Top Of The Greasy Pole" Benjamin Disraeli
012 Which Tv Show Featured The Catchphrases "Very Interesting, But Stupid & Here Come De Judge" Rowan & Martins Laugh In
013 When Asked What His Handicap Was During A Game Of Golf Who Replied "Im A Coloured One Eyed Jew" Sammy Davis Jnr
014 Which Movie Mogul Supposedly Said "A Verbal Contract Isn't Worth The Paper It's Written On" Sam Goldwyn
015 Who Said "Of Course America Was Discovered Before Columbus But It Had Always Been Hushed Up" Oscar Wilde
016 Who Described A Performance By Katharine Hepburn As "Running The Entire Gamut Of Emotions From A To B" Dorothy Parker
017 Which American Comedian Said "Too Bad All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Too Busy Driving Cabs And Cutting Hair" George Burns
018 Who Commented "I Used To Be Snow White But I Drifted" Mae West
019 What Did Politician & Broadcaster Austin Mitchell Describe As An Ermine Lined Dustbin, An Upmarket Geriatric Home With A Faint Smell Of Urine The House Of Lords
020 Who Said "All I Need To Make A Comedy Is A Park , A Policeman And A Pretty Girl" Charlie Chaplin
021 Which British Monarch Said Of King Lear "A Strange Horrible Business But I Suppose Good Enough For Shakespear's Day" Queen Victoria
022 Which Film Director Said "Actors Should Be Treated Like Cattle" Alfred Hitchcock
023 Which American Comedienne Said "Boy George Is All England Needs Another Queen Who Can't Dress" Joan Rivers
024 Who Said "An Actors A Guy Who If You Aint Talking About Him Aint Listening Marlon Brando
025 When Asked His View Of Western Civilisation "Who Replied I Think It Would Be A Good Idea" Mahatma Gandhi
026 Who Said "You're Not Drunk If You Can Sit On The Floor Without Holding On Dean Martin
027 Which Supermodel Once Said "I Lookn Very Scary In The Mornings" Linda Evangelista
028 Who Said "Its Better To Die On Your Feet Than Live On Your Knees" Emilana Zapata
029 Which Popular Actors Last Words Were "It's All Been Rather Lovely" John Le Mesurier
030 Which Us First Lady Said "No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Unless You Consent" Eleanor Roosevelt
031 Which US Politician Said "Always Forgive Your Enemies But Never Forget Their Names Bobby Kennedy
032 Which Politician Said "You Let A Bully Into Your Front Yard And The Next Day He'll Be On Your Porch" Lyndon Johnson
033 Who Said "The Only Difference Between A Madman And Me Is I Am Not Mad" Salvador Dali
034 Who Said The Great Thing About The Spice Girls Is You Can Listen To Them With The Sound Off" George Harrison
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