Absolute Belters - (Submitted By Yoda & Beast) |
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Question | Answer | |
001 | When Spain Compete In Sporting Tournaments They Never Sing Along To Their National Anthem Why Is This? | It Doesn't Has Any Words |
002 | In What Film Did Humprey Bogart Utter The Immortal Words "Play It Again Sam"? | Most People Will Answer Casablanca But In Fact He Never Ever Says Those Words |
003 | What Popstar With A 185 Inch Waistline & Standing 6”1 Topped The Charts In 1993 | Mr Blobby |
004 | What Non Human Act Have Spent The Most Weeks In The Uk Charts | The Wombles |
005 | The Arabic Expression "Shamat" Signifies The King Is Dead How Do We Know This Expression In Relation To A Popular Game | Checkmate |
006 | What Movie Character Is Played By 2 Actors in all the scenes in which they appear | Darth Vader |
007 | Who Is The Mp Of Haltem Price North Yorkshire | Alan B Stard (The New Statesman) |
008 | Which Green Cleaning Product Was Invented By Audley Bouldler Williamson 1947 | Swarfeger |
009 | In the picture of the Mona Lisa what is on top of Mona Lisa's left hand? | Her Right Hand |
010 | How Are "Baby, Bonny, Boofuls, Bumper, Bubbles & Bigheart" Collectively Known | The Jelly Babies |
011 | What Was Created By Daniel Malmedahl & Erik Wernquist | The Crazy Frog |
012 | Which one of these is a real World Championship which takes place each year at the Corner Pin Public House in Ramsbottom? -World Welly Throwing Championship - World Black Pudding Knocking Championship - World Crisp Eating Championship -World Dominoes Championship |
World Black Pudding Knocking Championship |
013 | Who is missing from this line up Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Norville Rogers & Velma Dinkley ? | Scooby Doo |
014 | Where would you find Mike, Carol, Alice, Marcia, Jan, Cindy, Greg, Peter & Bobby? | The Brady Bunch |
015 | How Are:- Wondermike , Big Bad Hank, & Master Gee, Better Known | The Sugar Hill Gang |
016 | Jim Hensons Creature Shop Manufactured These Man Size Anphibians. Who Are They | The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles |
017 | As At Nov 2005 Who Was The Last British Prime Minister Not To Have a Wife | Margaret Thatcher |
018 | Which female icon didn't own a bath until 1972? | Sindy |
019 | What goes to the F.A. cup final every year but never gets used, and never will get used? | The Loosers Ribbons |
020 | How Is The Duchess of St Bridget otherwise known? | Lara Croft |
021 | We All Know The Us President Flies In A Plane Called Air Force 1, But Can anyone tell Me What Form Of Transport Is “ Marine Force One ” | His Private Helicopter |
022 | Who Is The Longest Established Character To Be Continually Featured In British Tv Advertising | The Milky Bar Kid |
023 | Who Is The Mp Of The Constituency “Haltemprice” In North Yorkshire | Alan B'Stard |
024 | Which Green Cleaning Product Was Invented By Audley Bouldler Williamson 1947 | Schwarfeger |
025 | The Last Supper By Leonardo da Vinci Has Never Been Displayed In An Art Gallery, Why Is This | Its On The Wall Of A Convent In Milan |
026 | The Late “Edward Smith” Has A Spine Chilling Past In World History What Is It | He Was Captain Of The Ttitanic |
027 | Which famous female character of TV & film was played by a male when she was first introduced to our screens in 1943? | Lassie |
028 | Which Member Of The Royal Family Was Jailed For 2 Years In 1972 For Violent Behavoir | Jim Royal (Ricky Tomlinson) |
029 | In Which Sport Did Buster Crab Specialise and in Which Movie Did He Become Famous (Point For Each) | Swimming, Flash Gordon |
030 | On 15 th May 1930 Ellen Church Became A World First When She Answered An Ad That Read “ Applicants Must Be No Taller Than 5ft 4 Inches, Should Be No Heavier Than 115 Lbs & Have A Clear Speaking Voice - A Background In Nursing Or Catering Would Be Advantageous” What Type Of Job Did She Apply For |
Worlds First Air Hostess |
031 | What Might You Do To A Window That Is Also A European Language | Polish |
032 | What Is The Main Ingedient In Birds Nest Soup | A Swallows Sylavia |
033 | What Type Of Cheese Is Made Backwards | Edam (Made Backwards) |
034 | Which Superstar Was Born In A Sewer In Kings Cross London, In 1972, Launched Their Tv Career In The Early 80's, & lists getting a knighthood, and having homes in New York, Paris & Tokyo among their lifetime ambitions | Roland Rat Superstar |
035 | Which Ill Fated Tourist Attraction Was The Brain Child Of Dr John Hammond | Jurassic Park |
036 | Where Would You Find Yourself If You Were On Oceanic Flight 815 | Lost |
037 | Which Famous Tv Couple Were The First To Appear On Television In Bed Together | Fred & Wilma Flintstone |
038 | What Brand Of Cheese Is Made Backwards | Edam |
039 | Before The Discovery Of Mount Everest What Was The Tallest Mountain In The World | Mount Everest |
040 | Which Famous Footballer Is The Son In Law Of Tony Adams | David Beckham |
041 | Which Film Character Married Adrian Pennino? | Rocky Balboa |
042 | Port Wallhamn is the pride of Sweden , it's a seaport where most of the countrys exports are produced and its also the headquarters of furniture giant IKEA, in fact the Swedes are so proud of it. They offer all employees that work there a complimentary tie displaying the first letter of the town “Wallhamn” and the logo of an anchor to depict the port itself. However when a large number of british ikea workers started to complain That The Tie Was Offensive, The Tie was then withdrawn can you tell me why? |
W Anker |
043 | 85% of men who die of heart attacks during sexual intercourse, are found to have been doing what | Cheating On Their Wives |
044 | Which Film Star Wore The Same Coat In Five Different Films In The 1940's? | Lassie |
045 | If You Were Reading About A Rough Diamond, The Spinning Top & Niagra Falls What Would You Be Reading | The Kama Sutra |
046 | In June 2004 Eye Specialist Adrian Blake Took Legal Action Against His Local Job Centre On The Grounds Of Deception After He Applied For The Post Of An “ Optical Illumination Enhancer ”. When He Got To the Interview He Was Somewhat Surprised, What Job Had He Actually Applied For | Window Cleaner |
047 | What name is given to the excrement produced by bacteria that feed on yeast cells and then defecate | Alcohol |
048 | In 2007 Bryan Boniface Was Sacked After Pulling Down Kylie Minogue's Hot Pants And Kissing Her Derriere. Where Was He Employed? | Madame Tussauds |
049 | Why Do Golf Professionals Always Wear Two Pairs Of Trousers? | In Case They Get A Hole In One |
050 | In 1965 Nasa Invested Over 4 Million dollars Developing The AG7 Space Pen, A Pen Capable Of Writing In Space, However Nasa Were Left With Egg On Their Face, When The Russians Announced That Their Sollution Cost Them A Mere Fraction Of What The Americans Had Invested, How Did They Do It So Economically |
They Used A Pencil |
051 | What Product Was Advertised On Tv During Monica Lewinskys One & Only UK Interview Regarding Her Affair With Bill Clinton | Vanish Stain Remover |
052 | According to a survey, men who drive Porsches are most likely to commit adultery, while women who drive Audis are similar – but what car manufacturer appears to be the most popular for faithful people of both sexes? | Vauxhall |
053 |
Which is the most popular 'Kissogram' character in Britain? |
Policewoman |
054 | Which Rock Star Took His Stage Name From An Anagram of Oral Sex? | Axl Rose |
055 | A company in Kirkham that produces air freshners has made some especially for the world cup, which one of these is not a real scent that they are using is it:- Grass from the pitch, the dressing room, the pies or the smell of the ball? | Smell Of The Ball |
056 | Which vegetable was used as a windscreen wiper in the early days of motoring was it a carrot, a turnip, a potato or a parsnip? | Potato |
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