Movie One Liners & Quotes 03 - (Submitted By Yoda & Ryan) |
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001 | We have to get up at the butt-crack of dawn to tidy up the garage! | dont tell mom the babysitters dead |
002 | Hey Mr. Donut Man, who's trying to kill ya? I don't know but they better not! | waynes world |
003 | Only half hour? I'm usually forty-five minutes late. I'm early today. | weekend at bernies |
004 | We have a good arrangement. He makes the weapons. I use them. | blade |
005 | There's going to be sex, drugs, rock'n'roll. Chips, dips, chains, whips. | weird science |
006 | We don't really move, we'd like to but... my mom is sort of attached to the house. Attached isn't really the right word, she's pretty much where she is. | whats eating gilbert grape |
007 | I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. | when harry met sally |
008 | This is my house, I have to defend it. | home alone |
009 | It's a glow-in-the-dark compass ring. So you don't get lost. | big |
010 | Well, here's my first question. Do you think it's kind of dangerous handing out guns at a bank? | bowling for columbine |
011 | `God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass.`, `Smite me, O Mighty Smiter.` Now, I'm not big on blasphemy, but that last one made me laugh. | bruce almighty |
012 | He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse. | catch me if you can |
013 | Here's the thing. Somehow between 1 and 2:30 last night, I traveled 400 miles and I have no memory of it. | the mothman prophecies |
014 | So, I gotta go to Tibet, because I'm the Chosen One. Why can't anybody choose me to go to the Bahamas? | the golden child |
015 | Hey Ray, wouldn't it be funny if I went to Harvard, you went to Jail and we both ended up surrounded by crooks. | the firm |
016 | We all dream of being a child again, even the worst of us. Perhaps the worst most of all. | the wild and the innocent |
017 | Mr. Ryan: "Now, who was Joan of Arc?"Ted: [pauses] "Noah's Wife. | bill and teds excellent adventure |
018 | Yes I'm a bum. But I'm a Harvard bum. | with honours |
019 | We all want to forget something, so we tell stories. It's easier that way. | rashomon |
020 | Better get under cover, Sylvester. There's a storm blowin' up, a whopper. | the wizard of oz |
021 | May I take your trident, sir? | dirty rotten scoundrels |
022 | "I wouldn't cover the burning of Rome for you if they were just lighting it up!" | his girl Friday |
023 | That remarkable metal doesn't run through your entire body, does it? | x-men |
024 | Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right… | young guns |
025 | We want to hurt no one. We're here for the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime. Think of your families, don't risk your life. Don't try and be a hero. | heat |
026 | Actually, it's perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked like that. | the birdcage |
027 | I was just thinking what an interesting concept it is to eliminate the writer from the artistic process. If we could just get rid of these actors and directors, maybe we've got something here. | the player |
028 | If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year? | the fugitive |
029 | Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times? | rear window |
030 | One day the war will be over. And I hope that the people that use this bridge in years to come will remember how it was built and who built it. Not a gang of slaves, but soldiers, British soldiers, Clipton, even in captivity. | the bridge on the river kwai |
031 | If he had guts to knock Mom cold once, then maybe she'd be happy and then she'd stop picking on him. Because they make mush out of him! Just mush! | rebel without a cause |
032 | Mess with the best, die like the rest. | hackers |
033 | How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. | the rainmaker |
034 | You ain't s**t. You just like your daddy. You don't do s**t, and you never gonna amount to s**t. All you do is eat, sleep, and s**t. | boyz n the hood |
035 | A good fort needs a gap. The enemy must be lured in. So we can attack them. If we only defend, we lose the war. | seven samurai |
036 | Pontoon boat? Whaddya going to do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach? | the great outdoors |
037 | Hello Bob. ...Goodbye Bob! Best dollar eighty I ever spent. | young guns 2 |
038 | Just stand out there and stick your glove out in the air. I'll take care of it. | the sandlot kids |
039 | Blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who wouldn't? | The Naked Gun 2½ |
040 | Someday we might look back on this and decide that ... was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful, s**tty mess. Like you said, Captain, maybe we do that, we all earn the right to go home. | saving private ryan |
041 | I picked you for the job, not because I think you're so darn smart, but because I thought you were a shade less dumb than the rest of the outfit. Guess I was wrong. You're not smarter, Walter... you're just a little taller. | double indemnity |
042 | The report read `Routine retirement of a replicant.` That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back. | blade runner |
043 | He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans. | the jerk |
044 | You gotta have two things to win. You gotta have brains and you gotta have balls. Now, you got too much of one and not enough of the other. | the colour of money |
045 | C'mon Hobbs, knock the cover off the ball! | the natural |
046 | I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Rosebud is just a... piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece. | citizen kane |
047 | Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. I think, I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends. I mean that. | The graduate |
048 | I don't know about that, father. Your guy may be bigger than my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here. | a bronx tale |
049 | Don't be ridiculous! Jack would never die without telling me. | the jewel of the nile |
050 | Now I will kill you until you die from it! | hot shots part deux |
051 | You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa. | elf |
052 | Hey, look! That one's got a cute little stripe on its head. Hey, cutie. | gremlins |
053 | Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I mean, pal? | china town |
054 | There's the left bank, kids. Russ, I bet you can't guess what bank is on the right. | national lampoons european vacation |
055 | That's why I'm accompanying you on this raid. There's not another group of men in this or any other army I'd sooner trust my life with. You're the finest, best-prepared soldiers this country has ever sent to war, and I expect you to PROVE it. | the great raid |
056 | That's beautiful, what is that? Velvet? | coming to america |
057 | Of all the guys who I thought were gonna make it, Hightower was the one. I mean, if all the cops looked like him there'd be no crime at all. | police academy |
058 | Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. | back to the future part 2 |
059 | I would like... cheese... go... to... hell… | Explorers |
060 | If you kill him, He wins. | seven |
061 | Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. | die hard |
062 | In future conversations, you will refer to me as... uh, Mr. Sanderson and I will refer to you as... uh, Mrs. Esterhouse. | caddyshack 2 |
063 | `Sic vis pacem parabellum.` Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. `Sic vis pacem parabellum` - If you want peace, prepare for war. | the punisher |
064 | Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss. | eternal sunshine of the spotless mind |
065 | You know for a clownfish, he really isn't that funny. | finding nemo |
066 | Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself `slightly` killed. | north by northwest |
067 | Right on. It's going to take us longer to count it than it did to sell it. | blow |
068 | If I were going to be careful, I'd have joined the Coast Guard… | navy seals |
069 | This is war Peacock. Casualties are inevitable. You can not make an omelet without breaking some eggs, every cook will tell you that. | clue |
070 | Have you ever tried... not being a mutant? | x men 2 |
071 | Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change. | new jack city |
072 | "Dad, you're my father. I'm your son. I love you. I always have and I always will. | But you think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man." |
073 | You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. | blazing saddles |
074 | He no nuts, he's crazy! | indiana jones and the temple of doom |
075 | I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff. | my girl |
076 | It's all numbers, the croupier thought. Spin of the wheel, turn of the card, time of your life, date of your birth, year of your death. In the book of Numbers the Lord said, `Thou shall count thy steps.` | croupier |
077 | I've got the guts to die. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live? | cat on a hot tin roof |
078 | I sold flowers; I didn't sell myself. Now you've made a lady of me, I'm not fit to sell anything else. | my fair lady |
079 | I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy. | enemy of the state |
080 | Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? | my cousin vinnie |
081 | It lies to her. It tells her things only a child can understand. It's been using her to restrain the others. To her, it simply is another child. To us, it is The Beast. | poltergeist |
082 | Granddaddy used to handle snakes in church, Granny drank strychnine. I guess you could say I had a leg up, genetically speaking. | cape fear |
083 | "We came to Redbud filled with hopes and dreams of a better life. Basically, | |
084 | we've seen those hopes and dreams crushed and battered before our very eyes." | funny farm |
085 | Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog... a f**kin' Christmas tree... a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherf**kin' tin can. | die hard 2 |
086 | Motion Pictures are for the people; most of the people work for a living, and they don't make much money doing it; gives them pleasure to see an official from the upper classes getting a kick up the backside. Always has, and it always will… | Chaplin |
087 | Oh, Lord. You're supposed to build a football field now? | field of dreams |
088 | My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flashes. | mrs doubtfire |
089 | `Empire` had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All `Jedi` had was a bunch of Muppets. | clerks |
090 | Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that. | mr smith goes to washington |
091 | Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?' | casino |
092 | Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility! | fight club |
093 | I was jus' givin' the place an enema and this pile uh s**t floated to the surface. | porkys |
094 | What do you know? You build flying machines and you walk on water, and yet you know nothing about life! | ever after a cinderella story |
095 | Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. | the manchurian candidate |
096 | This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in my life. This thing is nicer than my apartment. | beverly hills cop |
097 | Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day. | my science project |
098 | I like ya a lot but know, I'm going to stick ya! | Nothing but trouble |
099 | I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child. | the godfather |
100 | He's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my life. He's better at this than you'll ever be, at anything. My son has a gift. He has a gift, and when you acknowledge that, then maybe we will have something to talk about. | searching for bobby fisher |
101 | I want the last face you see in this world to be the face of love, so you look at me when they do this thing. I'll be the face of love for you. | dead man walking |
102 | They used to call me Crazy Joe. Well now they can call me Batman! | lean on me |
103 | Locked, from the inside. That can only mean one thing. And I don't know what it is. | murder by death |
104 | What you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand f**king Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas? | chasing amy |
105 | You're right, I'm on drugs. I'm a junkie, you know, I mainline, I freebase, I put cocaine on my cornflakes… | gotcha! |
106 | Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help? | gentlemen prefer blondes |
107 | Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick. | predator |
108 | I want my two dollars!!! | better off dead |
109 | Are you driving with your eyes open? Or you like using `the force`? | beverly hills cop 2 |
110 | You guys, I'm hungry. I know when my stomach growls there's trouble. | the goonies |
111 | The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. | moulin rouge |
112 | He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that - do not listen. | the exorcist |
113 | In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and - SNAP - the job's a game! | mary poppins |
114 | It shrinks my liver, doesn't it, Nat? It pickles my kidneys, yeah. But what it does to the mind? It tosses the sandbags overboard so the balloon can soar… | the lost weekend |
115 | Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. | bad boys |
116 | I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves. | lethal weapon |
117 | Oh, we have 12 vacancies. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies. | psycho |
118 | Okay, I'm comin' out! Oh, you up against me now, motherf**kers! I'm gonna blow your f**kin' brains out! You think you're big time? You gonna f**kin' die big time! You ready? HERE COMES THE PAIN! | carlitos way |
119 | Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. | the matrix |
120 | You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much. | lethal weapon 3 |
121 | This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama. | ed wood |
122 | Oh, I've just been upstairs with your boss, shooting the breeze... shooting his fish. | lethal weapon 2 |
123 | Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister. | beetlejuice |
124 | I think I do remember hearing somethin' on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly. | the nutty professor |
125 | There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it. | braveheart |
126 | No thanks Dad, I already have a Mercedes. | licence to drive |
127 | I'll beat any man in this room in 60 seconds. | dragon |
128 | There's only one thing that gets orders and gives orders. And this is it. ... It's a typewriter. I'm gonna write my name all over this town with it, in big letters! | scarface |
129 | Married. I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove. | duck soup |
130 | Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby! | scary movie |
131 | You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must say, the mind reels. | breakfast at tiffanys |
132 | The main thing is to have the money. I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better. | the big heat |
133 | Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? | batman |
134 | This place is fantastic; it's like `Gone With The Wind` on mescaline. They walk imaginary pets here, Garland on a f**king leash. And they're all heavily armed and drunk. New York is boring! | midnight in the garden of good and evil |
135 | Seats? On a train? It's obvious you've never ridden one before! No, everybody's packed in, standing up. Look at this line to get on! Hey, we've got tickets, save room for us! | life is beautiful |
136 | uuhhh... Isn't in on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name… | up in smoke |
137 | I'll give you two. You can dance the tango and drive a Ferrari better than anyone I've ever seen. | scent of a woman |
138 | Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed `some kind of beef.` | meatballs |
139 | This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf. | schindlers list |
140 | I've got a wife and three kids. I haven't seen a fifty in twelve years. | beverly hills cop 3 |
141 | Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor. | batteries not included |
142 | What... what do you think you'll do while you're setting up your new line of defense? Wander around luggin' your suitcases? | the pianist |
143 | I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, its possible to get another. There's only one...(the answer) | the maltese falcon |
144 | That's a good idea. Four unidentifiable high school students lost their lives early this morning when their toy rocket exploded. | october sky |
145 | I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch. | jaws |
146 | Johnny: "Luther! Good God, we're millionaires!" Luther: "Jesus! Did you know he was that loaded?" Johnny: "Hell no. I just cut into him. I woulda settled for pawning one of them shoes. | the sting |
147 | I may be old-fashioned, but I thought murder was against the law. | strangers on a train |
148 | You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid! | the dirty dozen |
149 | Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. ... It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you. | unforgiven |
150 | Holy s**t, d'you see that f**kin' head come apart, man? | platoon |
151 | Tomorrow we goes into battle, so Lordy, let me fight with the rifle in one hand, and the Good Book in the other. So that if I may die at the muzzle of the rifle, die on water, or on land, I may know that you blessed Jesus almighty are with me and I have no fear. | glory |
152 | Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love has always won. There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always. | ghandi |
153 | Jack: "Charlie, think. How much do you know about your uncle?" Charlie: "Why, he's my mother's brother. | shadow of a doubt |
154 | You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a god****, s**t-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy! | the lost boys |
155 | Tell the TV to stop saying there's 2 homosexuals in here. | dog day afternoon |
156 | Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well not this one, cause I'm gonna f**k this one up. But he should get one just like it. | bad boys 2 |
157 | I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. | ghostbusters |
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